100 Funny and Witty Valentines Day Quotes 2026 for Singles: Laugh Out Loud, Single but Unbothered
Valentine's Day Quotes 2026 These are short messages commonly posted on social media on Valentine's Day to express feelings or inner thoughts, especially for singles or those heartbroken looking for sad or cheeky quotes to share their emotions. Thairath Online has selected these for you to adapt and use as you wish.
100 Funny Valentine's Day Quotes 2026 for Singles to Post and Celebrate Valentine's Day
If you're searching for Valentine's Day 2025 quotes to post on social media, you can choose and adapt from the following.
Cheeky Valentine's Day Quotes 2026: Single but Unbothered
- Running away from love hurts the heart; running away to become a monk, but can't remember the chants.
- Only lice seem to stick with me.
- Roses aren't my thing; roadside papaya salad is what I really like.
- My heart is as empty as my bank account.
- Don't play with my heart; learn to karaoke with respect a bit.
- Holding flowers, are you going to pay respects at the temple?
- My heart never loses to anyone, except to dust.
- At first, being single was just a formality; after many years, it's become a legend.
- No partner on Valentine's Day means no lucky red envelope for me.
- This Valentine's Day I'm single, in self-gifting mode.
- I don't care about February 14, because as a poor person, I wait for February 28 — payday.
- Not good at talking, but love wholeheartedly. If you want something, save up and buy it yourself.
- Missing a partner isn't so bad, but missing money might be fatal.
- Roses don't matter because a thousand-baht note can buy food.
- Not into February 14; waiting for February 16 when the lottery results come out.
- No need to have someone this Valentine's Day because you still have work.
- Red roses? I'd rather have a red envelope any day.
- Still single this February, but 'March' is sure to bring someone.
- Being alone won't kill you; after all, Valentine's Day isn't a war.
- Never secretly spicy, because if you're really spicy, you don't need to hide it.
- Chains are okay, little one, gold is expensive.
- Next station: 'Valentine's Day.' Passengers who are uncomfortable, please proceed to Magha Puja.
- Valentine's Day 2026: It's okay to be without a partner, but losing money is heartbreaking.
Valentine's Day 2026 quotes for singles posting playful flirtations.
- There are many steps on a staircase, but my love has no divided heart.
- Just say you're hungry, and I'm ready to be your tasty treat.
- February 14 doesn't come often; if you want to flirt, hurry up. Not flirting, just an opportunity.
- Getting lost is just a missed appointment; is falling in love a mistake?
- If you can't think of anything, ask the teacher; if you want a partner, tell me.
- From A to Z, I don't know what I like, but I like U.
- Getting lost wastes time; you lose balance when you catch my eye.
- Hello Valentine's Day, don't want to feel lonely, feel free to message me.
- So cute like you, want to share my last name?
- This Valentine's Day, if you want to find true love, feel free to message me.
- Are you coffee? You make my heart race so much.
- Still single this Valentine's Day, ready to give my heart to you alone.
- Yawning takes time, but jealousy is for you.
- If you like beautiful people, come next time; if you like a cheerful and comfortable vibe, stop by now.
- Talked to hundreds, just waiting for you to message.
- Want to have a good love? How about trying to date me?
- Walking alone is lonely, want to walk with me?
- Feeling like my heart has left to be with you.
- Don't want fan clubs, want a real partner instead.
- Mosquito bites need a slap; want to date, message me.
- February and I don't know whose hand to hold; want to hold mine?
- Valentine's Day is near; I want someone to call 'partner'.
- No flowers, just a sincere heart and true love.
- Getting lost is a wrong appointment; but if I fall in love, is that wrong?
- Nothing to give on Valentine's Day, but giving my heart would be strange.
Sad Valentine's Day 2026 quotes for singles alone every year.
- No matter how much you miss someone, in the end, you must face reality.
- Is my heart a park? All I see are hills.
- Love called a mistake is actually a 'lesson'.
- Traveled all the way to the 'sea,' but your heart wavers toward 'him'.
- The coldest place isn't the mountain, but the place waiting for him to return.
- Glad to have met, even if we never end up together.
- You don't need to understand everything, just some things are enough.
- Trying too hard, but do you realize the right person doesn't need to try?
- No matter where I am, I have no value because I was never in their sight.
- More painful than having no lover is loving someone who can't love you back.
- No one stands by you like your own shadow.
- Time doesn't heal everything, but accepting reality does.
- For Valentine's Day, I don't ask for much, just to forget him.
- The person who makes us happy is the same one who hurts us today.
- The sky is beautiful anywhere if you look at it from a happy day.
- No one because my heart is still with you.
- No matter how many Valentine's Days come, you probably won't like me.
- When your heart breaks, your brain starts working.
- Hurting from the word 'goodbye,' losing faith in the word 'love'.
- This Valentine's Day, don't expect anything from a relationship without a name.
- Talk to whoever you want, walk with whoever you please.
- The love we built, please let him continue it.
- In the end, silence is the answer.
- Some things, some feelings, just can't be spoken out loud.
- Stop blaming him for not coming back; better blame yourself for not forgetting.
Valentine's Day 2026 Quotes in English: Happy Valentine's Day 2026 Style for Singles
- Thank you, next.
- Reminder: All candy will be 50% off tomorrow.
- Here's to my true love: Pizza.
- In a relationship with me.
- Happy Valentine's Day to me, my cat, and my glass of wine.
- Dear Cupid: Forget the guy, just send the candy.
- All of me… loves all of me.
- Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
- Netflix is my one true love.
- Sorry, I'm in a relationship with champagne.
- Love the wine you're with.
- I may be single, but at least I don’t have a joint Facebook account.
- Only eating heart-shaped food today.
- The best part about being single on.
- Valentine's Day? Not having to share your dessert.
- Happy Valentine's Day to myself... I love you.
- Happy Drink-Wine-and-Eat-Chocolate-Alone Day!
- Happy Day-Before-Cheap-Candy-Day to all who celebrate.
- Roses are red, violets are blue. I am so happy since I got rid of you!
- I'm going to spend Valentine's Day with my true love: food.
- Happy Valentine's Day to the couple who always welcomes me as a third wheel.
- Some people say Valentine’s Day is SAD... I like to call it Singles Awareness Day.
- "I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself." — Mike Wazowski, Monsters Inc.
- "I don't like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone." — Delta Burke
- “I call it being self-partnered.” — Emma Watson
Valentine's Day Quotes 2026 For singles, there are many types — cheeky quotes that bring laughter, sad quotes for the heartbroken. You can choose and adapt as you like.
