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“Tae Mongkolkitti” Campaigns in Korat Promoting Jurassic Park and Half-Price Massage Parlor Visits

Politic03 Feb 2026 16:41 GMT+7

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“Tae Mongkolkitti” Campaigns in Korat Promoting Jurassic Park and Half-Price Massage Parlor Visits

“Tae Mongkolkitti” led the New Alternative Party team to Korat, campaigning among students with world-changing policies such as “flying cars” and a “living dinosaur Jurassic Park.” He also launched a half-price massage parlor visit promotion, boasting that if his party forms the government, Thailand will be the 2030 World Cup champion.

On 3 Feb 2026 GMT+7, reporters covered the atmosphere of the parliamentary election campaign in Nakhon Ratchasima. The New Alternative Party, led by Secretary-General and prime ministerial candidate Mongkolkitti Suksintharanon, campaigned locally, meeting youth and students.





The first stop was Suranaree University of Technology, followed by Nakhon Ratchasima Rajabhat University. They attracted attention from male and female students and faculty, who crowded for selfies and autographs. Fans mainly asked about party policies, including allowing women to have four husbands, plans to buy Manchester United and Liverpool football clubs, and the goal for Thailand to win the 2030 World Cup.




Mongkolkitti revealed that during his campaign among youth and students, one popular new policy in Korat is establishing a Jurassic Park there, breeding every dinosaur species realistically as in a jungle. This means not just dinosaur models but automaton or robot dinosaurs, alongside real ones bred to resemble the originals as closely as possible.




When asked by reporters if some policies seemed unrealistic, Mongkolkitti responded: “There is nothing in the human world we cannot do except going to the sun, which we still can’t reach. There’s nothing we can’t achieve. If we think today, we change the world. If we don’t think today, we don’t change the world. So everything the New Alternative Party promises the people, we can do.”

Asked whether the party would definitely buy Manchester United and Liverpool if in government, Mongkolkitti said it’s 100% for Thailand and Thai people. “That’s very easy—going to Mars is much harder. In the future, Korat’s heavy traffic will be solved; there will be no congestion or PM 2.5 pollution. We will not use current cars; all cars will be flying vehicles layered above Korat. This is the futuristic technology policy.”




The policy most relevant to students is guaranteed jobs after graduation, unemployment insurance of 5,000 baht per month, and bachelor’s degree tuition capped at 30,000 baht, all fully supported by the New Alternative Party government.


Other policies include physical enhancements for men and women, such as facial improvements and enlarging male genitalia to address insecurities and fertility issues. The matchmaking department will organize partner-finding services. During holidays, there will be promotions like half-price or free visits to massage parlors.





Regarding Thai football and the World Cup, Mongkolkitti said the goal isn’t just participation but for Thailand to win the 2030 World Cup. They will invest in all ways, including buying Manchester United and Liverpool. With a clear goal, all systems will focus on that. Nothing is impossible; thinking today means change tomorrow. It depends on our mindset.