"Tae-Mongkolkitt" submitted his resignation to the Election Commission from the New Alternative Party and applied to establish a new party called "Progressive" on March 4. He plans to continue all previous policies and advised "Rachen" to maintain good health and not expect too much from political positions. He revealed that on March 3 there will be a meeting of the 'Bangkok Can Fly' group to introduce additional policies such as aura-whitening injections to become more beautiful, handsome, larger, and longer.
Date: 2 MarYear 2026 09:30 AMAt the Election Commission office, Mr. Mongkolkitt Suksintharanon,former secretary generalof the New Alternative Party, along with five members from the Future Forward Party, submitted their resignations from the New Alternative Party. After being removed as secretary general, he told reporters after submitting the resignation to the Election Commission that he resigned today because he had fully performed his duties in the party, especially during the election campaign when the party leader was hospitalized in the ICU. However,after the election,his behavior changed drastically. It’s understandable as it likely relates to joining the government, which requires political decorum—he will have to follow orders to sit, stand, or bow as instructed. But if ordered not to pursue reclaiming fairness votes, dinosaur votes, and space votes, he cannot comply because many people voted for him. Therefore, he cannot betray the voters. Regarding legal cases, they depend on the Administrative and Constitutional Courts, and he expects decisions within 2-3 months. The courts’ rulings will be final.
"I want to remind Mr. Rachen (Trakunwiang) to take good care of his health—manage his cholesterol, blood pressure, and diabetes normally, and not to stress or expect too much about getting positions or benefits. The votes he received came from me and the people who liked the dinosaur policies, space policies, big and long policies, push-up policies, child-pumping policies, and repair policies. The former party has already submitted to the Election Commission. Therefore, sovereignty power is now with Mr. Rachen, and he must carry on fully, not partially. Many veterans voted for us, so the Honor Fund money should not be handled minimally but must pressure the Prime Minister to sign the Honor Fund Act into law and get it into Parliament, because the sovereignty power granted was not bought by money but is a great blessing. We must cherish the people’s kindness for voting without bribery," said Mr. Mongkolkitt. Mr. Mongkolkitt said he never expected to be pressured because he gave his best effort. During the campaign, Mr. Rachen also said he was trying his best, but things turned out this way. He doesn’t know if it’s because Mr. Rachen talked too much with Mr. Songsak Thongsri, a leader from Bhumjaithai Party. He warned Mr. Songsak that if he accepts Mr. Rachen for all procurement projects, he will monitor everything closely and not let anything slip by. If they act correctly, it’s fine, but if they do wrong, they are doomed. Launching the Progressive Party to contest the next election
Mr. Mongkolkitt continued that he must continue in politics. On March 4, he will submit paperwork to establish a new party called "Progressive" with 15 founders. They will open a central fund account to raise money for party formation under the Political Party Act, with at least 500 members contributing at least 1,000 baht each, aiming to raise funds in 7-10 days. Then they will hold a general meeting, with him as party leader, involving representatives from all 77 provinces and districts. He expects elections in 6 months if soon, or within 1-2 years if not voided. The party will field both constituency and party-list candidates fully, operate without vote buying, and continue revival policies such as the dinosaur policy, amending laws to allow women to have up to four husbands with petitions to Parliament and public consultations, as well as repair policies, male genital enlargement surpassing Cambodia, and a deal to buy the Manchester United football team. He emphasized that all campaign policies from the New Alternative Party will continue and advance in the new party.Introducing a policy for aura-whitening injections to enhance beauty, attractiveness, size, and lengthMr. Mongkolkitt said that on March 3 the first meeting of the 'Bangkok Can Fly' group will be held at Maria Garden. Bangkok residents with at least a bachelor's degree and registered residents for over a year can apply. Soon, candidates for Bangkok governor will be announced. The 'Bangkok Can Fly' policy focuses on air transport, amending air travel laws to purchase flying cars from China. If successful, this would solve traffic problems. Additionally, the policy to make Khlong Saen Saep water drinkable involves studying water management in Switzerland to apply in Thailand. Despite Bangkok’s limited budget of 92 billion baht, other revenue sources will be sought. There is also a policy requiring civil servants to do daily push-ups and exercise, offer aura-whitening injections to become more beautiful, attractive, larger, longer, and provide repair services. Furthermore, Bangkok will have an entertainment complex with a small casino playing poker, limited to people with at least 20 million baht, allowing 1,000 visitors daily to help Bangkok residents and loan the central government.When asked whether some policies considered immoral by the Election Commission, such as allowing four husbands, could be scaled back, Mr. Mongkolkitt said,"Who in this country strictly follows all five precepts? It depends more on who is more or less at fault, and everyone knows this. Allowing women to have four husbands is difficult because it requires negotiation with the first husband. It’s not expensive, costing no more than 10,000 baht to inject White Aura for women.
When asked again about other welfare rights, Mr. Mongkolkitt said other welfare depends on the numbers. For body enhancement, civil servants and employees in Bangkok would receive it once every 10 years, not all at once but gradually. If Bangkok’s budget increases, they will issue regulations about bonuses as well.
