"Tae Mongkolkit" faces suspension! The New Alternative Party orders his temporary leave; the policy to buy Manchester United and Liverpool seems stalled?
On 24 Feb 2026 GMT+7, following the general election held on Sunday, 8 Feb 2026 GMT+7, from 08:00 to 17:00, the New Alternative Party, led by Mr. Mongkolkit Suksintharanon who promotes unconventional policies, won 1 parliamentary seat.
After securing the 1 parliamentary seat, Mr. Mongkolkit Suksintharanon, candidate of the New Alternative Party, posted on social media about the party's coalition government participation, emphasizing the need to push forward the following policies:
1. Send Thai people into space for space tourism.
2. Monthly honorarium of 3,000 baht for veterans, the elderly, and people with disabilities.
3. Dinosaur breeding.
4. Half-price spa and massage services.
5. Amend law to allow women to have up to four husbands or men to have up to four wives.
6. Procedures for penis enlargement, vaginal repair, facelift, cosmetic surgery, and fertility treatments.
7. Digging the Thai Canal along route 9A.
8. Issue arrest warrants to pursue and strike Hun Sen.
9. Purchase Manchester United and Liverpool football clubs.
10. Legalize pornographic films, pornographic websites, sex work, and sex toys.
11. Push-ups to increase salaries and grades.
12. Arrange matchmaking for Thai people.
13. Establish a Ministry of Magic.
Et cetera.
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However, the New Alternative Party has recently suspended "Tae Mongkolkit" from his duties temporarily and prohibited him from acting on behalf of the party, citing reasons to preserve the party's image and ideology.
The order includes the following:
1. Temporary suspension of Mr. Mongkolkit from his position as party secretary.
2. Prohibition from any party activities during the suspension period, including any actions that might legally or politically bind the New Alternative Party.
3. Appointment of an authorized representative or delegate according to party regulations to act in his place until further notice.
The suspension of "Tae 007" at this critical time of government formation negotiations could directly affect the 13 policy proposals he set as key conditions for the party's participation in the government.